name: Lily Potter fandom: Harry Potter status: Semi-active. | homeless. journals: -- strength: ★★★★★ point: post-death notes: previously at ataraxion and zodion.
[ well hey there, sexy ginger. fancy meeting you here in this ambiguous place at some undetermined time. funny how that works out, isn't it? but, thems the breaks. sirius likes to play it smooth and mysterious like that. he knows the ladies are into it whatever.
ANYHOW! he sidles on up to lily, draping an arm over her shoulders, ]
Hello, gorgeous. [ flattery works with birds, doesn't it? haha!! whatever. ] I need a favor.
awww come on lily!! don't be like that. he's being nice here. ] For the rest of the year, eh? [ well, you can't say something like that to sirius black and expect it to not be turned dirty. now his whole thought process has been derailed ] Doing what?
what thought process? /shot. merlin, she really walked into this one. honestly, sometimes she forgets that just because sirius black has the body of a man doesn't mean his mind has quite caught up. ]
Dating. Dinners, Muggle movies, not what you're thinking. Regardless, if we did do what you think we would do, it's clearly none of your business.
[ except james probably tells him everything so fml. ]
[ because he HAS no bad side. duh. but whatever. don't think he'll forget that ok, lily evans. because HE WON'T. ]
They are silly Muggle movies, Evans. [ he leans against her, nudging with his elbow a bit ] But not even all those silly Muggle movies are so innocent either.
[ honestly, don't make her explain it. get her to show you. ]
It contains actual plot, clothing is not optional, and has decent acting. [ says miss know it all. as if you ever heard of clothing being not optional! ]
He'll be alright. Remus and Peter can wipe away his unmanly tears while you and I spend an enchanted evening together teaching me of this "quality" Muggle cinema. Or are you just attempting to back out because you can't produce anything? Coward, huh? Never would have guessed.
[ what's that? sounds like the score is even now. ]
Oh perish the thought, Ms. Evans. I have no delicate sensibilities. Not like our darling Prongs. [ and then, it hits him like a bright idea ] Or is it you fear you won't be able to keep your hands off me once we're finally alone? [ dramatic eyebrow waggle ]
I know, I know. It's alright, love. See, everyone goes through this at one point in their life. [ major not deadpan, btw ] But, alas. We are just something that can never be. I cannot do that to my best mate who pines away for you even during his slumber.
[ just too much trolling, sirius. she cannot handle it without snapping!
at you. ]
- Sirius Black! You're such an insufferable git. I'm quite glad I have never and will never go through such a point in my life. What a miserable way to live.
[ shut up! he does what he wants!!! and they're pretty ): his hands are clean. promise. ]
Dunno. Could just take my word on it, you know. [ hhhh. but then he's shoving his hands in his pockets, staring straight ahead. being serious for a minute here, ok. ] Everybody has things that bother them, Evans. Sometimes it's just easier to pretend it doesn't bother you.
And do I bother you? [ she raises her eyebrows. she's pretty sure she just irritates him. ] Of course, whatever you say, I won't believe you. I don't trust your word.
[ she's playing. because being serious with sirius black is not a common occurance and she doesn't know how to function. ]
No, you don't bother me. [ he grins, looking over at her. being serious isn't fun and he doesn't like doing it but, well........ sometimes it happens. ] Just like I don't bother you.
You are a horrible bother. [ YOU BOTHER HER OKAY /lies lies lies. ] All you ever do is bother me. Evans this, Evans that. [ she rolls her eyes. ] I do have a first name, you know.
[ he rolls his eyes ] Oh I am not. If I was, you wouldn't talk to me and we'd never have these lovely conversations. [ but then he pauses, smiling a bit big ] Lily.
[ you'd think saying her name like that would make tingles swarm up and down her arms.
except. not. she is immune!! ]
I would talk to you because you are James' best friend. Despite my belief that he has poor judgement when it comes to friends, I wouldn't ignore you if I absolutely had to talk to you.
You think poorly of me and our rather annoying conversations.
Oh, Remus knows he's not included in James' poor judgement. [ POINTED PLAYFUL LOOK. ]
Oh. [ AWKWARD HOW TO RESPOND. she doesn't know if she should respond in kind and be honest, or be lily evans, the president of the 'i hate sirius black but not really' club. ] Well, it's not too awful speaking with you.
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ANYHOW! he sidles on up to lily, draping an arm over her shoulders, ]
Hello, gorgeous. [ flattery works with birds, doesn't it? haha!! whatever. ] I need a favor.
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she looks at said arm draped over said shoulders with a bit of an upturned lip. ]
What do you want, Black?
[ because, regardless of the time, sirius fleabag black is pretty damn famous. almost rivals robert pattinson. ]
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and one would think after seeing that look of disdain he would move, but... no. he's like a rock. or a leech. depends on who's asking. ]
I need James all to myself day after next. Think you can shake him free of your hooks for his best mate?
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she will just cross her arms over her chest and continue to wear her annoyed face. ]
Depends on what you're up to. If it's to hex another innocent bystander, I'm afraid James will be occupied for the rest of the year.
[ don't even think dirty thoughts. lily is just very pro james being a good boy and not getting arrested/detention/killed. ]
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awww come on lily!! don't be like that. he's being nice here. ] For the rest of the year, eh? [ well, you can't say something like that to sirius black and expect it to not be turned dirty. now his whole thought process has been derailed ] Doing what?
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what thought process? /shot. merlin, she really walked into this one. honestly, sometimes she forgets that just because sirius black has the body of a man doesn't mean his mind has quite caught up. ]
Dating. Dinners, Muggle movies, not what you're thinking. Regardless, if we did do what you think we would do, it's clearly none of your business.
[ except james probably tells him everything so fml. ]
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No? [ eh heh heh ] How do you know what I'm thinking anyway? It could be something completely innocent like your silly Muggle movies.
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Well, is it? Is what your thinking completely innocent in one of my not silly Muggle movie ways?
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They are silly Muggle movies, Evans. [ he leans against her, nudging with his elbow a bit ] But not even all those silly Muggle movies are so innocent either.
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she will just nudge him back. ] Have you ever seen a good and proper Muggle movie? I'm sure you and James have only seen the worst of them.
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I don't know. What, exactly, is a "good and proper" Muggle movie?
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One that is exactly that.
[ honestly, don't make her explain it.
get her to show you.]It contains actual plot, clothing is not optional, and has decent acting. [ says miss know it all. as if you ever heard of clothing being not optional! ]
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Hm. [ funny you mention that, because that's exactly where he was headed. ] That so? I'll have to see it to believe it, Evans. Show me.
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I doubt you have time to fit in something as silly as that in a schedule as impressive as yours.
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Oh I would be more than happy to make time. Rearrange a few things here and there. It's mostly James, he can be put off.
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You'll hurt his feelings. And he'll come crying to me. It's quite clear we are incompatible if our schedules can't even align.
[ score one for lily whoo. ]
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He'll be alright. Remus and Peter can wipe away his unmanly tears while you and I spend an enchanted evening together teaching me of this "quality" Muggle cinema. Or are you just attempting to back out because you can't produce anything? Coward, huh? Never would have guessed.
[ what's that? sounds like the score is even now. ]
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I am far from a coward, Mr Black. I don't want to hurt your delicate sensibilities when you find out you're awfully wrong about Muggle cinema.
I don't have the proper tissues to wipe away your unmanly tears.
[ james cries like a girl. she'll agree. ]
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Oh perish the thought, Ms. Evans. I have no delicate sensibilities. Not like our darling Prongs. [ and then, it hits him like a bright idea ] Or is it you fear you won't be able to keep your hands off me once we're finally alone? [ dramatic eyebrow waggle ]
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Oh, you've found my hidden secret. I can't get enough of you, Sirius Black. I find you to be the most handsome of them all.
[ major deadpan, btw. ]
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[ just too much trolling, sirius. she cannot handle it without snapping!
at you. ]
- Sirius Black! You're such an insufferable git. I'm quite glad I have never and will never go through such a point in my life. What a miserable way to live.
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Now, now. Don't be hasty.
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I'm not being hasty. Just because you can't handle someone deflating your ego with the truth, Sirius.
oh. random failed me. wrong icon choice
Oh come now. Something like that won't deflate my ego.
lmao you/random icon is no longer otp! mwah ha ha.
[ she's very determined, bro. ]
IT STILL IS b/c it gave me what i wished they were doing. so there B(
Why would I offer up that sort of information?
i will thwart you!!!
How else will I stop believing that your ego is a fragile thing?
[ right her wrongs, bro. ]
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dunno. Could just take my word on it, you know. [ hhhh. but then he's shoving his hands in his pockets, staring straight ahead. being serious for a minute here, ok. ] Everybody has things that bother them, Evans. Sometimes it's just easier to pretend it doesn't bother you.
(ANGRYGYM)!!!
[ she's playing. because being serious with sirius black is not a common occurance and she doesn't know how to function. ]
(evilsmirk)
insert grinch emote here
rubs hands
/rubs hands for you since i am so lovely
except. not. she is immune!! ]
I would talk to you because you are James' best friend. Despite my belief that he has poor judgement when it comes to friends, I wouldn't ignore you if I absolutely had to talk to you.
You think poorly of me and our rather annoying conversations.
[ lie. she likes them. ;; ]
oh (blush)
[ but then he just sighs and shakes his head ] If I thought poorly of you or our conversations, I wouldn't keep doing it, Lily.
(evil_grin)
Oh. [ AWKWARD HOW TO RESPOND. she doesn't know if she should respond in kind and be honest, or be lily evans, the president of the 'i hate sirius black but not really' club. ] Well, it's not too awful speaking with you.
Unless you pull my hair.
(fish_hit)
Hm. [ he doesn't really say anything. just lets a slow smile spread on his lips. then....
you know
reaches over and tugs at the ends of her hair :) ]
(deadfish)
This is why Remus gets the free pass. He acts his age.
gross
I act my age. When necessary.
you
Which is never, correct? If it weren't for your height - [ and your dashing good looks ] - I'd mistake you for a First Year.
no u
Sometimes it is, don't be daft. [ yeah that's right. /strikes a pose ] I'm much smarter than a first year.
ewe first
Only barely. [ /shot. don't call her daft! ] You have the maturity of one. That must be where I become confused.